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I Tumble On Me Bummo

Well hello there all my sweet dudes and dudettes As I write this I contemplate dancing with the Rockettes However when attempting their famous kicks This endeavour leaves me in quite a fix I ungraciously tumble on me bummo and my undies I do wet © Jack Ellison 2015 Bet this conjures up such a charmingly exquisite, artsy fartsy, mental picture, right!!!

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Carol Eastman

Date: 5/18/2015 6:04:00 PM

Ewwww! Next time when you practice with them... wear a depends... It works every time... And it worth it to get a chance to dance with the Rockettes... Whoa is me... I can't kick that high any more... But have a young Dragon to join them for me... LOL... That would be GREAT to see!

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/18/2015 6:12:00 PM

To tell the truth, it's been decades since I could tie my shoes so now I wear those velcro closures! LOL xxx

Robert Nehls

Date: 5/18/2015 3:03:00 AM

Hi Jack. Looks like you are the king of limerick. This one is very funny and leaves one with quite an image, as you said. Well, time to go on to another poem and see if I can relieve my mind of such graphic imagery. Have a great day, my friend.... Robert.

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/18/2015 6:23:00 AM

Enjoyed your charmingly humorous reply, my friend! Many thanks for dropping by!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/17/2015 9:13:00 AM

haha. Funniest one Of all!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/17/2015 9:18:00 AM

Silly eh... The Rockettes??? Does anyone remember them? LOL love, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez

Date: 5/14/2015 8:06:00 AM

lol! Great one! I can just imagine...hahaha

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/14/2015 11:59:00 AM

Silly old Santa! LOL Hope you are happy and healthy, my dear Kimmie! Will be back home in a couple of days! Love, Jacko xxx

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 5/14/2015 5:28:00 AM

Hahaha right indeed! I will catch your fall as to prevent such a scene! Love your silliness Jack. Always making me smile <3 Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/14/2015 12:05:00 PM

Awww! Dear Laura what would I do without the sunshine you send me! You are sooooooooooooooooo sweet!!! Love you... huggsies! Jacko xxx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/13/2015 8:11:00 PM

G'day young Jack... was it some sort of a competition... you must have won first prize Jack - Lindsay

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/14/2015 12:07:00 PM

Had it been a competition, the others wouldn't have stood a chance!!! LOL

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 5/13/2015 8:06:00 PM

Oh please do not listen to Tim's suggestion...So glad you are kicking up your heals a bit and hopefully that fall was just into some Florida waves and not a swamp..LOL You always leave so interesting mental pics Jack..Hugs ~Jan

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/14/2015 12:12:00 PM

Interesting mental pictures??? LOL Only a couple of days left... (sob) Love, Jack xxx

Judy Konos

Date: 5/13/2015 7:35:00 PM

Jack! YOU'RE BACK! Wow WEE WEE

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/14/2015 12:24:00 PM

Not quite! Back of Saturday evening! Found a few I hadn't posted! You are sweet dear Judy! Big huggers and mucho love, Jack xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 5/13/2015 5:28:00 PM

lol....just take them off...I hear they don't wear any in Florida

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/14/2015 12:27:00 PM

Do not want to expose my sexy bod on these elderly folks down here! They might go into cardiac arrest! LOL You see, I am a caring person!

Jan Allison

Date: 5/13/2015 5:02:00 PM

ha ha ha Tim is keeping up with the limerick humour and I have posted 2 today:-) Have a wonderful break and come back refreshed:-) Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/14/2015 12:29:00 PM

Good for Timmie, he's a pal! Hugs, Jack xxx