I Saw a Funny Man

I saw a funny man Who wore funny clothes Had a hole in his jacket And three holes in his nose. What a funny nose ring From it hung a feather I hope it kept him warm In the frosty weather. I saw a funny women A cow she tried to throttle Coz she blamed the cow That milk came out in bottles. I saw a funny granma Couldn't see the lake She tried to shake hands With the toilet snake. She left the window open Like a carefree granny The wind blew up her clothes In every nook and cranny. I saw a funny grandpa Couldn't hear a thing Sounded like a moose When he tried to sing. He tended to his plants In the middle of his garden A truck then blew it's horn He said "I beg your pardon". It shows that he could hear Not deaf after all Just didn't want to answer When his name you call. I saw a funny teenager Walked backwards in his sleep Then he walked sideways When he counted sheep. So lets just keep on smiling You need it for survival A keen sense of humour Puts hair on your eye ball.