I, Republican

I am a republican, i speak with utter certainty I believe in my own facts, the press is my enemy I support global warfare, paying for them warily I support oil revenues, with climate killing clarity I support big tax cuts, with debtful hilarity I support seniors, paying for them bareily I support guns, with mass shooting regularity I support walls, preventing laborer familiarity I lie with impunity, truth an unfamiliarity I am evangelical, i lie with cool piety I believe in family values, of a corporate variety I rally your sympathies, with solicitous demagoguery I believe in my health care, yours with insincerity I believe in my future, yours very narrowly...