I Ran Out of My Geritol

Today I feel a little strange Like wanting a soda but having no change Where's my energy, I can't concentrate I had to cancel my Match.com date My life has become somewhat dull I ran out of my Geritol Mine is special, it's on back order The doctor said I could purchase it cheaper South of the Border I told him this is not a Taco Bell plug I feel like I am having withdraws, I need my drug The doctor tells me that the stuff in Mexico contains Chiuaua I tell him only American made I trust, give me an E.T.A. on my Geritol Do you know how hard it is to function I wanna be part of the Geritol wall of fame, I want my induction The stuff South of the border must contain more than vitamins Check out their Mexican population I bet Cassanova never had trouble getting a prescription filled Me complaining about my Geritol is overkill I want to end it all Life has no meaning without my Geritol