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2200 E High Street Pottstown, PA 19464 Upon making a purchase, yours truly murmurs bonjour to the man/woman clerk manning cash register, (perhaps another day) maybe soon as tomorrow January twenty four - two thousand and twenty, I will explore Moonlight madness sale fifty percent off all merchandise across the expansive floor after getting weary and footsore snagging garments for near future return home to stock wardrobe (mine) satisfied with basement bargains galore, aye attest bang for buck heretofore wearables specially bought with difficulty, née impossible mission finding clothing to fit this hunchback named Igor. Rather than pay top dollar i.e. as prestigious patrician wag hashtagged with extremely high price tag (think chic boutiques) uninviting to token garden variety scalawag (i.e. namely yours truly), who feels more at home attiring himself courtesy ragtag garments, particularly scant legal tender jangling within me threadbare moneybag plus deformity drawing less stares when I lollygag (matter of fact many "Zerns people") populate said very affordable - egad even amiable animals amble along to stash their feedbag. Impact on very limited budget affords me more bang for buck upon locating rare find, I feel analogous to lucky duck quacking and fluffing tail feathers scouting around for usable goods another shopper did finish with thence did huck.

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