I Only Pee On Thursdays

I only pee on Tuesdays I only pee on Tuesdays Thursdays is for the other way I only eat on Sundays now Global warming has come to play ………………………Or so they say We must do our part Or better yet do no farts For global peace and harmony I used to shower Mondays Now I feel so so guilty For now and then I would cheat you see And when that shower was running hot as can be I’d have me one extra wee… wee Shocked was I, when I got me fine That inspector was in the loo They sure don’t give you any room To sneak even an extra poo No more hot water allowed for now It’s not politically correct With all these cold showers The population will diminish yet Life used to contain a little fun We used to have a gas Now you can’t even let out a little As you pray at local mass Note: Inspired by none other than Jan Allison!!!! hope she is smiling!