I Need a Pig For the St Pat Jig

For a St Patty’s day jig I need a pink pig. His dog was irritated. His name was Quig. I can dance a jig, just give me a swig. His master shook his head, off popped his wig. I need a jazzy curly-tailed dancer, he said to Quig. The only one good enough will have to be a pig. I can dance any way you want; I can do a jig! I can zag, I can sashay, I can slide, and I can zig His master took another swig of his cig. Your ideas are admirable, your loyalty is big. You go take the test for me tomorrow in trig. I will be finding a pig to dance the Irish jig.