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I Lost a Thousand Bucks

(This is a fictional poem) I lost a thousand bucks when I bet on a horse. My wife was so mad that she got a divorce. She's usually a lady who has a lot of class. But before she left, she shoved a red hot fireplace poker up my ___.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2007




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