I Just Want Coffee

I wish to purchase a coffee I said confidently and with a grin what kind of coffee would one like said she smiling ah but then my mind ground to a stop not expecting an education a simple request for a beverage turned into an interrogation we have mocha cappuccino americano skinny and full fat we provide these with chocolate and there's sprinkles and all that you can get one filled with marshmallows if you'd so please or simple have it black and of course... we do tea's I hope she didn't find me rude that I upped and walked away and bought a can of Fanta in a shop not far away