I Just Found Out

I just found out that aliens have landed They touched down in the desert now they're stranded Our military is headed to the scene I just hope these aliens aren't very mean We have surrounded their spaceship We await their emergence , as cameras click Suddenly a door opens and an alien comes out Cameras flash and people begin to shout Then utter silence as we wait for the alien to speak We hope they speak english, and not a language that's greek (to us) The situation is tense, and it could become unstable Then the alien said "Do any of you Earthlings have a jumper cable"