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I Heard That Wilted Lettus Is Bad For You

I can no longer zip up my kilt. Is there something to eat without guilt? They say salad's a must but I think it's a bust because gravy makes the Lettus wilt!

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Date: 6/21/2017 10:57:00 PM
Let us pray.
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Date: 5/10/2017 5:17:00 PM
Funny, nice job!!
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Date: 1/17/2017 3:50:00 PM
Haha...Nice one
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Date: 12/29/2016 10:07:00 PM
Nice chuckle here Arlene....well done..
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Date: 12/29/2016 3:55:00 PM
ha ha ha ugh the thought of lettuce and gravy turns my tum Arlene:-) Thanks for making me smile:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/29/2016 2:42:00 PM
That's really funny. I'll eat all of the healthy non-fattening food there is as long as it I smothered in gravy. :) That was great Arlene.
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