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I Got Myself An Oomejaflip

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I Got Myself An Oomejaflip

I got myself an Oomejaflip I find him a rather nice fellow It is a Thingymebob you must be aware of For they are anything but mellow. An Oomejaflip can be really quite kind And I find them really quite tame But a Thingymebob, well it’s a bit of a slob And of which I just can’t say the same To own an Oomejaflip can be quite hip But a Thingymebob is not cool And as for a Thingymejig Well if you have one of those you’re a fool Go get yourself an Oomejaflip But you’re not having this one, it’s mine Don’t get a Thingymejig or a Thingymebob You’ll be wasting your money and time Now I’m saving my dough, don’t you know? Not for wealth or indeed fame I’m aiming at buying one of those things They’re calling a Whatsitsname

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