I Bought a Table That Jesus Made

Jesus was a carpenter and I bought a table that he made. It was very expensive, you'll be shocked by what I paid. It cost five hundred thousand bucks. Getting this table sure was good luck. A man sent me an email and offered me a quarter of a billion dollars for it. But it was made by the Son of God so when I got his email, I decided to ignore it. People tell me that I was crazy to refuse his offer. they don't understand why. It's very special because Jesus made it and I'll keep it until the day that I die. (This is a fictional poem)