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I Ate a Purple Jelly Bean

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I Ate a Purple Jelly Bean

I ate a purple jelly bean
after my lunch one day!
But I accidently swallowed it whole
so my mom called the doc right away!

He told her I'd be fine,
just give it some time!
He also prescribed me some strange-looking
sour, acidic, Calamondin limes!

Apparently these limes
would make the pain go away.
But honestly all they did for me
was give me facial expressions that were crazy!

After the limes, I went to get a drink
to wash the taste out of my mouth.
Unfortunately, when I went to get a drink
I tripped on my kitten's pet mouse!

So far it had been a terrible day!
Horrid, I tell you! Horrid!
I don't want to know what'll happen next!
I think I'll just go to bed!

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  1. Date: 10/5/2013 12:41:00 AM
    Works for me..lol..what a day! BG

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 2:14:00 PM
    - Jacob...... I hope you feel better today !!!! - Love it, gave me a smile on my lips :) !! - oxox // Anne-Lise <3

  1. Date: 3/9/2013 7:42:00 PM
    Sometimes only a bed can solve a problem so sleeping it off is not a bad idea. How are you Jacob! :)

  1. Date: 2/27/2013 8:10:00 PM
    Hello young fellow : I can assume ?, the trip did not throw up the jelly bean but letf you black and so blue. Better luck for your tomorrows Jacob !!!B. J. "A" 2

  1. Date: 1/26/2013 12:18:00 PM
    That was funny. I started laughing once I read the title.