I Amuse Myself

When no one else is around I AMUSE MYSELF while sitting down And bring myself tons of joy when I pretend to be A stand-up comedian amusing all my friends. I amuse myself then. Nothing else to do while sitting in the pews. I might as well count my blessings, and AMUSE myself while confessing. When I'm sleeping I amuse Myself with my nightmares as I'M screaming Frighteningly amusing me. I amuse myself with fun and jokes GALES of Laughter thereafter. FUNNY patrols the halls Of speckled jest. HA! I amuse myself at my Own request. When muscles are weak from laughters cause I amuse myself with my APPLAUSE. I create a funny story recite it to myself And listen to my own glee. I amuse myself with peals of SPASTIC HILARITY. With tricks and folly it's all the Same. I amuse myself with silly games At the end of the day I'm amused by the moon As it sits beneath its HALO laughing quietly At me HILARIOUSLY amusing me.