I Am Your President and King For Life

I play golf as much as I can while still thinking of my fellow man I haven’t figured out the economy because it puzzles me still no recovery with the things I’ve done oh well what the hell as long as you can see my good intentions an I tried that is what is most important to me I’ve been accused of telling lies how you figured me out that is a surprise all of my promises I make don’t come true I count on ABC, CBS & NBC to protect and cover my ass and help me fool all of you my enemies claim that I and my administration are corrupt with scandals through and through I challenge any of you to prove your wild allegations it if you can good luck millions of people are out of work Republicans keep saying I’m a jerk to many people were working anyway now they have more time to play thanks to me and my socialist policy I'm not a Christian but I do pray to my god Allah everyday America’s been the leader of the free world for too long it’s time we sing a different song leading from behind is the song I sing taking America down a notch or two is my thing is what I believe I need to do the military is to strong I believe that is wrong that’s why I apologize every chance I get for America’s atrocities as I see fit when I Barack Hussein Obama was elected president I was very very much surprised because I never ever did anything to pay my dues I was so unqualified I still don’t understand how I was able to fool all of you some of my constituents say I'm a narcissist that is true now so let me salute all of you with my middle finger all of my perks are great and life style to playing golf and basketball is what I love to do while the worlds troubles are in chaos boohoo flying around in a great big plane and living in a big mansion that's insane but my wife still loves to complain and all the millions of dollars I am able to hide away for a rainy day all the people around me tell me every day how great I am playing at President is the job for me you may now get on your knee to worship me I believe I have become a King you may also kiss my Muslim ring those of you who disagree with me and decide to take a pass then you can all kiss my black ass Written by Dennis Davis June 16th 2014