I Am Just Saying

Terror pure terror The dog on the other side of the fence A pit bull With an attitude Reminds me of my first wife She would like to get hold of my leg And hold on till I bled dry That’s why I carry a chain And a pig sticker For pit bulls and X wives Man can’t be too safe these days Got to have your possibles if you know what I mean? I got nothing against women or dogs Hell I love them all But man they can love one minute And be hell on wheels the next Can’t live with them; pass the beer nuts I’m just saying… Don’t understand them or quantum physics