I Am a Jock

A bad play On a deep and dark September Gazing from these bleachers To that ref who blew that call On a freshly painted court in the middle of fall I am A Jock I am A Flock I've got balls A fortress deep and plenty That none will discinagrate For friendship brings me joy It's laughter from my best friend Roy I am A Jock I am A Flock Don't talk hate For I've heard much before It's resting in my head And I'll try not to wake So It doesn't make you cry For if I never would of put on that cup You've never heard awwwww shut up I am A Jock I am A Flock I have my hooks And my cup to protect me I am such a world charmer Hiding behind an ump So another won't bump I touch no one and he better not touch me I am A Jock I am A Flock And a Jock feels no pain And a flock seems to die This is off spin To Simon And Garfunkle's I am A Rock LOL Gl All