Hysterical Hospital Calamity

I thought I was truly losing my sanity, With pain screeching, no thought for vanity, After my horrible health issue late last year, My physician suggested, my dear, You need an intravenous course of cortisone. But what happened in this hospital zone, And in only one night, was a hysterical delight. I was booked into a four bedded ward, 2 other ladies already there, hi everyone, Like it or not the next 24 hours I was aboard, I’m jenny, don’t talk to Laura, Valentia said, she’s tone, Deaf, do you hear the drones outside, and you Must know, these nurses are spies, give them no details, Oh my gosh poor Valentia had dementia! I asked a nurse to tell me Valentia’s name, and Meanwhile another patient arrived, gosh Cindy came with a smell so bad had gastroenteritis. Laura was sick all over her bed, situation obnoxious, Lights went out, generator kicked in, Valentia repeatedly Said, good morning, good morning, who’s this colossus, Good morning, she must be a spy she smells like one. I napped not slept that night, nurses cleaned the mess, Cindy was put in a private ward, thank goodness, Hey jenny, it was Valentia, are you sleeping, No, I'm busy on my cell phone tweeting, Are you leaving tomorrow, may I come with you, Then you could remind me I had just been to the loo, Got to go again, you have just been, this time it’s a poo!