Husband Feebly Tried To Smite Figuratively

Preface preceding promiscuous philandering peccadillos undermining energy and time not spent with missus and mother of our precious progeny, whereby, yours truly sought, (somewhat assertively, modestly, and zestfully) to elicit – illicit prurient heterosexual predilections before dark shadow of guilt crept along edge of consciousness straining outer limits of twilight erogenous zone and now cringe when perusing, reading, traversing... outdated erotic emails I wrote, a random example plucked out among vile archives. Herewith his highness presents today May 13th, 2021 -----> written... dog knows how many years ago. Husband feebly tried to smite (figuratively)... appetite appeasing verboten fruit Hence with spring coiling the aire meant frisky moist tender vittles everywhere. For better or worse, she ne'er done gone spoilt amorousness when the siren of Aphrodite did call thy wife encrypted an algorithm within ethereal realm of cyberspace and figuratively seer sucker punched smack dab, where spite spilt a fall hen opportunity when electronic flickering hinted juiced the merest trace lock, stock and barrel prospect gunned down married chap – with gall struck up report with veritable gal whose convened via website Topface a heavy sensation arose within pit of mine stomach akin to a bowling ball which sinking spate found me to curse the fickle finger of fate – to brace myself against forgoing what felt like puppy love, thus pet a file did maul invisibly with thwack of disappointment toward a young gal I did NOT chase whose repeated texting after this many salient idiosyncrasies out kraal and if further progression between myself and this veritable unseen face there would be hell to pay, cuz this husband fell prey to illicit liaisons deux in all that thee missus when discovered threatened to annihilate amazing grace this papa attests toward his two – then near grown – now independent darling daughters prone to drawl out and/or hiss icy critiques, and if successful spouse would get both girls to place their doting papa on par with lowliest life forms, or mold thick on a damp wall adrip with guilty regretful ramifications per consummated infidelities, which transpired in an attempt to erase unyielding turmoil from love's labor lost regarding remembrance of things past – a pall cast a dark shadow since severe prepubescent paroxysm o’er abysmal place where this then stripling of slight boy still wracked by a self generated squall a ferocious tempest etched indelibly analogous to ode on a Grecian vase, whence loss of untested interpersonal sea legs in a bygone existence I did stall now clamors vociferously treading with boots on mien kampf ground for lace of psychotic arsenic to be expunged that didst wall my natural adolescent self to gather rose buds, where pestilential mace undermined essential sexuality ego boost, and contrariwise cast upon atoll a self crafted rocky Robben Island shoal, until dying day no peace at home base.