Humor 4

HUMOR #4 She woke up in the morning with gas that would not pass So she put her head up her ass She looked to the left and then to the right However, there was no blockage within her sight Then she heard the rumble deep down inside If she did not pull out her head, it would blow her mind She pulled her head so fast it created an air pocket Hitting her like a two-ton rocket. They found the crap splattered everywhere On the walls and on the chair. The paramedics stood in disgust and awe As they turned and closed the door. WARNING: if you have some gas that will not pass Do not stick your head up your ass!