Howling Goober

To battle off intruders I hired a dog named Goober He came to me packing heat I think it is a Luger He's not a German Shepard Though his collar and holster are made of leather He graduated Obedience School Proudly wearing his Letter Sweater I pay him in dog biscuits Which cuts down on doing dishes As we toss ideas around When problems arise Goober licks it He came with papers so all could see Showing he is the best of breed Also to lay out on the floor In case Goober feels the need Goober has been a great asset All the intruders around here left In case you feel the need to ask ...Just don't ask the cat