How To Talk To Technology

In our world technological, Here's how to talk to gadgets digital, "Now listen up, keyboard and router, Not to mention dysfunctional mouser.... Are you listening carefully to me? (I am talking to them, but silently), I do have replacements for each of thee, I see a future ahead of you three, Tossed into the gaping jaws of a bin, off to the council tip, repository of sin, Did you hear that? Listening in, Stop trying to do my head in!" Now they're behaving dutifully, Technology responding beautifully, "I'm warning each one of thee, No more messing around with me!" Yes, how to talk to technology! (But make sure you do it silently!).