How To Publish a Book

Now first things first Right a out a manuscript (Well duh!) Next... Prepare it exactly how you want it (Like I'm going to prepare it any different) After that... Have somebody eDiT your storu (Yeah because I want to have mistakes in it) Then... Find a good publishing company (No, I think I'll try a bad one) Later... Send in your copy (No I'd rather just publish it magically) Next... Wait for a reply (At this point people tend to over eat) Finally... Get a response (Good or BAD) GOAL!! Yes you have reached your goal! (Haha that's what you think) This is what the average publishing site says, ha ha they make it seem so easy, and who are they to say our goal has been met, they have no idea if their obvious steps have helped or hurt. Had fun writing this one!*