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How To Pick Up A Girl

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How To Pick Up A Girl

Make sure you can manage the weight
Remember to keep the back straight
Then lift slow not quick
That should do the trick
You’ve just learned to pick up a date

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  1. Date: 5/25/2013 6:33:00 PM
    lol. I love your play on words. Well done, Martin. :-)

  1. Date: 5/4/2013 5:07:00 PM
    Clever limerick...I wasn't thinking literally, LOL. This made me laugh! A warm welcome to the soup.

  1. Date: 4/23/2013 10:52:00 PM
    Marin"Welcome to the poetry soup. My name is Linda; many poets on the soup call me PD for fun. I'm stopping by to invite you on over to my latest contest --called the “7 wonders” I'm hoping you will consider the enjoyment and challenges we offer in our contest. If you like, please consider my contest. You can find the contest page on the top left hand side. I’m looking forward in reading and enjoying your poems in the future. Today I will start by reading all you have posted this far..... Thanks @-> LINDA <-@"

  1. Date: 4/22/2013 7:26:00 AM
    This made me smile... double meaning skillfuly penned. Witty and well written