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How Much You Got?

Speak “your” truth, and I’ll tell you “my” mind" "Did you or did you not commit the crime?" Client says, “No I did not” Lawyer says, “How much you got?” The witness will leave for Vegas, to night

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Jack Horne

Date: 8/22/2013 4:59:00 PM

LOL,had a chuckle here - and so true

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 9/21/2010 5:33:00 AM

Congratulations Audrey on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry Contest # 2". Love, Carol

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 9/20/2010 4:09:00 PM

Congratulations on your 3rd place win with this clever poem Audrey.

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 9/19/2010 6:00:00 PM

and alas "justice" is served! Congrats Audrey . good take on the contest.

James Fraser

Date: 9/19/2010 6:15:00 AM

Many congratulations Audrey on your win in John's contest >> James

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 9/19/2010 4:47:00 AM

Congratulations on this well deserved win, Audrey

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 9/18/2010 5:33:00 PM

Congrats my BBF on your big win in the Giggles Poetry contest... a super piece.. enjoy your top notch win my friend with luv...

Francine Roberts

Date: 9/18/2010 5:28:00 PM

congrats on your win Audrey

Ralph Taylor

Date: 9/18/2010 2:10:00 PM

Congrats, Audrey. Nice going. Enjoyed. Hugs Ralph

John Freeman

Date: 9/18/2010 8:44:00 AM

Cool ideal Audrey! Thanks for this cool #3 poem and for your support. Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson

Date: 9/18/2010 8:21:00 AM

Could have been a winner in the lawyer jokes and is one here too. congratulations Andrea. Love, Joyce

James Fraser

Date: 9/13/2010 1:09:00 PM

Haha, those darned money grabbing lawyers Audrey, kool one >> James

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/28/2010 9:13:00 PM

Hi, Audrey. Too bad it is always about money. This should do well in the contest! Luv, Andrea

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/28/2010 8:30:00 PM

Great one my BBF ... good luck if for any contest on site here... appreciate your loving comments and will be home by Sept. 14th... your prayers are felt and so welcome.. its made all the difference... and prayer produces miracles... and have had a few now.. your BBF... always..

John Rhinem

Date: 8/28/2010 5:55:00 PM

Ps. Smile ~ I hope that "Your Splendors" did not mind my bit of a stab at humor dearest lady but, I was hoping that I could bring "Your Loveliness" a "Smile" ~ I see that "Your Magnificence" has another treasure of a post ~ Smile, let us go gaze upon "Its Glow" ~

John Rhinem

Date: 8/28/2010 5:39:00 PM

Smile ~ They are 95% sure that, they've got a conviction, signed sealed & delivered....Smile, but, both attorneys discuse all of this over drinks before the pre-lim; albeit, unbeknownst unto the perp ~ Smile, "Lovely Poem Beautiful Lady" ~ "My Love & Warmth to You Always, & to All You Love, Forever," John! ~ Smile, "Have A Very Blessed & Beautiful Evening Dear, 'Precious Audrey Carey,' Amid The Colourful Nights of A Vegas Broadways, 'Eternal, Neon Lights of Love'" Goodnight Beautiful Lady!:) ~

John Rhinem

Date: 8/28/2010 5:25:00 PM

Smile ~ And not only this but, they often convince them not to accept the plea bargain because, their going to get them off scott free? That is, for $5000.00 more!! Smile, and all seems well unto the defendant until, the jury returns with a verdict of, guilty upon All counts ~ Smile ~ "Life Without" because, the DA and law enforcement are not going to waste all of their resources unless ~ ....Cont:)

John Rhinem

Date: 8/28/2010 5:17:00 PM

Smile ~ "Yes," especially if the witness signs a deposition before the trial? ~ Smile, "Hello Dear Precious & Gifted & Lovely Audrey Carey!!!" ~ I hope that "Your Treasures" day has been going perfectly for "You" dear and, I enjoyed "Your" perhaps, humorous thought amid this write although, they "Always" tell their lawyers that they are innocent and, for the sake money, their lawyers pretend that they believe them ~ Smile ~ ....Cont:)

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/28/2010 2:51:00 PM

Very clever, Audrey! If you wish, I can reopen the contest, but I respect your decision. Great limerick! Love, Carolyn

Faleshia Murphy

Date: 8/28/2010 2:41:00 PM

very nice and funny and true all in one hope for contest if so good luck enjoyed faleshia

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 8/28/2010 12:24:00 PM

Audrey, loved it! They do fleein the last moments, enjoyed your poem,, Is it for the lawyer contest,,If so good luck,..p.d.((Vegas sounds like a nice get away))