How Bad Can a Room Be

How Bad Can a Room Be No wonder my wife has been bitching Our room is directly above the kitchen Pots and pans are rattling everywhere Give us room like this would not dare. Guess what? They have done it anyway Bad things about cruise we have to say Our room is beside elevator and next to Terrifying trip will be going through. Noise here, then there and everywhere To us both, this surely doesn't seem fair And a Three Star Mariner we have been But now our nerves are wearing thin. Maybe some earmuffs we better put on Then all the noise will be over and done Hope better things for us will be in store But wearing earmuffs while on shore. This is actually going to happen. We have been assigned 1106 on Holland America's Oosterdam. It is even next to the main office. We will be having a parade in front of our room. James Thomas Horn Retired Veteran and Poet RiverSea Plantation Bolivia, NC