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Image result for pictures of an older woman ordering groceries online on the computerThis is not me. A picture from the internet. 

Since I've turned 3 quarters of a century old And have a hole in my heart I'm told Sitting on top of that a small tumor This definitely isn't a run away rumor I am old and slightly fat(well some say obese) Controlled diabetes on top of that Hypertension makes its mark Sometimes I even seem smart . Then coronavirus hit the world It set our lives in a whirl So grocery shopping is done online It takes me twice as much time I carefully place my total order After asking my husband if he needs water And my grandson what snacks needed Then click the button and I 've conceded In a few days we ride to acquire What the staff at Wally World think I desire Well, I may not have tissue to wipe my nose and my derriere but some grapes(what luck!) Each week I play Russian Roulette With exactly what I will get I hope the circumstances play a part For my husband likes me shopping a la carte I may even buy a small camera Slip it in and say I ordered Samera(he'd never know) I could start getting more of what I desire Less to cook so we can eat like a highflyer(get carry out)

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Date: 9/28/2020 1:31:00 PM
an amusing one of yours I had somehow missed. Yeah, it's not good to be sickly in days like these. But good to see this is not based on you!!
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Date: 9/29/2020 3:02:00 AM
Andrea, I do have to order online my groceries and we go once a week to pick them up. It is Russian Roulette as to what I will get each week. I over order to try to get what I need to do some meals. I don't need to be out and about around people whom might be sick, getting sick or have been exposed and don't know they have been and are carrying the virus around. The picture is from the internet. Sara
Date: 7/26/2020 10:33:00 AM
LOL, got a chuckle from this one - I'm glad things are getting a little less hit & miss with the groceries now
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Date: 9/17/2020 8:14:00 AM
Jack, I am also glad that things are getting better here. Sara
Date: 6/2/2020 5:14:00 PM
Very well done Sara. I don't think I will ever shop online. I hate getting something almost like what I asked for. Great job here though. God Bless, JB
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Date: 6/6/2020 6:52:00 AM
Judy, The last time I did my grocery order I checked no substitutes and that worked better but I did not get about 6 of the items needed but I did not end up with a gallon of chili beans to feed only three people. LOL..Sara
Date: 5/23/2020 12:29:00 AM
Good one, Sara, I see the clerks pushing the carts around. I never expect them to pick the wrong things, but if they make mistakes at the restaurants they must do it all over. Sad. I hate to come home with not what I wanted.
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Date: 5/27/2020 11:21:00 AM
Eve, They have only certain things on the site and I have to pick through that to get what I can use. Well, I know it will get better when things settle from this horrible virus. Thanks for dropping by. Sara
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Date: 5/27/2020 11:19:00 AM
Eve, They tell me when they come out what they have substituted but I need something to fix so I have to take what they bring out. They tell me if they don't have an item which I can put on the list for next week. Sometimes it takes weeks to get or I have to shop at Kroger in-between. I get better service at Kroger. I have checked on Walmart do not substitute but they continue to do so. At restaurants they are upfront and say we don't have that today. We usually pick something else. If I went into Walmart myself I would pick something else if I could or put it back on list for next week. Sara
Date: 5/22/2020 2:31:00 PM
I work at Walmart so get what I need on my way home. I work overnights so don't come in contact with the public. Don't think I would like ordering online. Great job here. God Bless and hope you are doing better.\ JB
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Date: 5/22/2020 5:57:00 PM
Judy, I had a niece who worked at Walmart on the night shift but I don't know exactly what she did but I think it was something to do with stocking then she came on the day shift then she was promoted to manager of two departments but she still did the stocking. She had to have shoulder surgery from them being worn out from all that work. She has had to go on disability. Thanks for dropping by. I hope that you don't have do work as hard as she did. Sara
Date: 5/21/2020 2:10:00 PM
LOL, yes, sounds like a good plan to me - he'll never know you didn't order loo paper & lettuce every time you just come out loaded with cookies & cake! Had a chuckle at this - a sure winner, I'd say
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Date: 5/22/2020 8:48:00 AM
Jack, Well, I didn't order cookies this week and guess what he said, "You did not get any cookies?". If there wasn't any I guess I did not order any. LOL..Thanks for dropping by and taking time to comment. Sara
Date: 5/20/2020 1:31:00 PM
Well said, but I suspect Wal*Mart really misses your impulse purchases! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 5/20/2020 3:55:00 PM
Rico, I make a list. I put a sheet of paper on the refrigerator and each person puts on it what is needed. When I go to the grocery store, I try to stick to the list with only an item or two other than what is written down. It is still very expensive. We have a grandson who lives with us and he has to have extra so it adds up. Thanks for stopping by. I appreciate your review of my work. Sara

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