Honey Wagon

It makes it's run in the afternoons Monday through Friday At 3pm it will be coming your way It's not a ride for all to enjoy It's mainly for the girls, just a few boys But one female's heart is draggin' Ms. Betty ponders the question I don't know why he won't give me a ride in the honey wagon The men that receive their ride know their ranking in the food chain First rule, men get in the back, sit down, shut up and don't be a pain A new girl started today, her name is Megan One of the guys has to go, to open a seat for her in the honey wagon When someone is not at the pick up area, the seat remains unoccupied For the men there is a lot of red tape to qualify for a ride Who will be the next guy with the right to be braggin' Fred wants to know when will his name be coming on the list to ride in the honey wagon Today it is running late The honeys know it is a long walk to the gate If it takes a man to be a prince and slay a dragon He will do any thing for the honor to ride in the honey wagon