Honey, There's a Mouse In the House

I opened the back door He said don't, you know the score But i didn't listen and in came a mouse And made his home in our house We have an open field across the street It didn't take long to scurry over with his little feet He decided to come through the door and stay Now we wish he would just go away We went to the hardware store Got three different traps for the floor We were sure that he would get caught In the different traps we bought We got the traps set and put peanut butter and jam Thought this would get him with a slam But for some reason it didn't seem to work I sure all that mouse did was smirk One day we chased him all over the house Why are you so smart, you darn little mouse We put out more butter and bread Hoping he would come out and want to be feed Still ,he was not caught I was getting mighty distraught So we pulled out the poison seed He ate it ,so he is gone, indeed You see we could not catch him with toast he was a field mouse who ate seeds most So if you want to catch a mouse in the house Do like I did, I called my spouse.