Hollywood Then and Now

HOLLYWOOD THEN AND NOW THEN Leading lady wanted Curvy boobs and bum Must be a peroxide blonde And preferably dumb Leading man for western Needs to ride a horse Must like his women naughty And drinking beer of course Screenplay will be brilliant Acting must be good Sure to be blockbuster 'Cause this is Hollywood'. NOW Actress wanted for a movie, Shooting starts in spring Must have tiny little boobs And legs resembling string Also need a leading man Shooting starts in May Must have teeth as white as snow And preferably gay. The film features zombies The script is badly written All the intellectual stuff Now gets made in Britain