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Holey Moley Find Batman Slowly.

Batman and Robin leap through the smashed vault door. Robin: " Holey moley, Batman, You were right! They're robbing the bank!" Batman: " Right you are, Robin. What a fiendishly clever criminal prank!" Holey Moley: " So you spotted me, Twin Tumors! I'm so tired of you two!" HM:" As the mole turns black, so we'll beat you two... black and blue!" R: " Batman, he's using his hairy blemish gun to trap us in welts!" B: " Robin, Quick! Use the anti-mole spray can in your utility belt!" R: " It's working! Batman! We've stopped every hairy growth cold!" B: " Yes, Robin! Surrender, you fiend and drop the bills in your fold!" HM: " You've made your re-marks for the last time ! That's certain!" HM: " Get them, my big blemishes! Get these vermin or it's curtains!" Wart, Scar, Scab, Corn, Stretch Mark and Birth Mark lunge at our heroes! We fade out to Bat Music and the sounds of POW! OOOFF! BAM! and BOP!... Tune in tomorrow . Same Bat Time. Same Bat Channel.

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Date: 8/31/2010 12:40:00 PM
Congratulations for getting a win with your very creative twist for this contest!
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Date: 8/25/2010 11:16:00 AM
Congratulations Gerard on your win in Nikko Palmario's contest "Holy Mole-y". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/23/2010 2:56:00 PM
Congratulations on your win with this climaxed compostion of rhyme, a play perhaps, the facts n the myth and the fun at the end ofcourse with same bat channel bat time...briliant potpourri indeed...
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Date: 8/23/2010 7:26:00 AM
congrats on your win with this witty entry
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Date: 8/22/2010 7:06:00 PM
Oh, this brings back memories. CLEVER! congratulations. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 8/22/2010 2:16:00 PM
Another #1 in my book as I said below! Hope your hyperdrive creativity enters my new contest! The Road to Well Ville. What are some silly old fashiony cures your family has put you through or that you heard of? Light & Love
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Date: 8/22/2010 2:08:00 PM
Congrats Gerard on your big win in Nikko's contest.. awesome as usual .... enjoyed on my wedded bliss night.. with luv..ciao..
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Date: 8/22/2010 5:35:00 AM
A whole new set of villains for Batman and Robin to battle, Gerard. Enjoyed your poem! Congratulations. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/22/2010 4:54:00 AM
Gerard, congratulations on your success in Nikko's contest.. Enjoy your day as well :) Wilma
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Date: 8/22/2010 3:25:00 AM
Many congratulations Gerard on your win in Nikko's contest with this fine poem. I love the Batman & Robin slant >> James
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Date: 8/22/2010 12:02:00 AM
Hi Gerard! POW! You sure got me with this super funny & witty write!! I just soo enjoyed this take of yours-- kept smiling at how clever you used Batman & Robin, it would've been something I would have thought of too (well I hope) congrats on being among my winners! -- nikko :)
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Date: 8/9/2010 2:56:00 PM
Wonderfully creative Gerard and I definitely see a winners crown on this one in Nikko's contest.. good luck my friend.. enjoyed today..with luv..
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Date: 8/9/2010 1:19:00 PM
LOL so creative really really good for a laugh! Bet you win!
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Date: 8/9/2010 10:51:00 AM
too funny
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