Hoggin' the Seats

Seats in Starbucks seem quite scarce ‘Cause laptop users hog ‘em. Dirty looks won’t make them move – Perhaps it’s time to flog ‘em. Sitting in a precious seat For hours seems quite piggy, Even if they’re doing work Or tryin’ to get jiggy. Other people want to sit When sippin’ brews or snackin’; No one has the nerve to ask Those gluttons to get packin’. Selfishness today appears To be the status quo. Perhaps a Starbucks laptop charge Just might be apropos.