Hockey War

Imagine life without a war, And just a hockey game to score, When countries start to point the blame, They take it out in a hockey game. If someone threatens our coastline, We face-off on the centre-line, A slap-shot and a body-check, By the hockey team from old Quebec. We'd never need a military, A hockey team is much more scary, Instead of running all amuck, The one who wins, controls the puck. The winner of this hockey war, Would best be known as "Hockey Corps", We'd celebrate a "Hockey Hour", With Canada, the World Power.