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His Willy Had Influenza

A long time ago in a land far away Lived a shy young fellow, quite awkward they say So shy with the fillies He pretended his willy Had influenza and couldn't come out to play © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 6/24/2015 6:48:00 PM

Shyness is cute. I was very shy, still am to some degree. love this silly one! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/24/2015 8:33:00 PM

I was also very shy... still am to some degree as well! Happy it gave you a giggle, dearest friend! Love, Jack xxx

Kim Merryman

Date: 6/15/2015 9:42:00 PM

Ha! Ha! Cute one, Jack! Love, Kim

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/16/2015 7:23:00 AM

Silliness reigns supreme!!! LOL Thanks dear Kim! Love back, Jack xxx

Jan Allison

Date: 6/15/2015 11:54:00 AM

oh dear I wonder what happened when his willy 'sneezed'! hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/15/2015 4:58:00 PM

ha ha ha - do drop by have posted a limerick tonight - must have been inspired by you:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/15/2015 4:49:00 PM

Don't even wanna think about it!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 6/15/2015 10:52:00 AM

My Hubby was shy and OH SO Sweet... I chased him all over... and surprisingly he didn't retreat... And when on a date... When the pizza fell into my lap... He didn't run away... He just smiled and laughed... Then I smiled and laughed too... instead of running away... I ran straight for him... and stayed to this day!

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/15/2015 4:55:00 PM

Cute story my dear Carol!!! Hugs, Jack xxx

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 6/15/2015 8:38:00 AM

Lol...well I guess it's better and han some std that's incurable. At least a girl could nurse him back to health...lol Thanks for the Morining laugh although the others in the therapy waiting room probably think I'm a bit looney.

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/15/2015 5:00:00 PM

Loved the idea of girls nursing me back to health!!!! Love and hugs, Jack xxx

Judy Konos

Date: 6/15/2015 7:37:00 AM

"Oh Woe Is Me"....ah Jack such a Sex Symbol thou are......wow...weeeeeee

Jack Ellison
Date: 6/15/2015 5:20:00 PM

Whatta a nice thing to say dear Judy!!! LOL Love, Jackson xxx