High Heels

Those shoes won't fit these feet, Besides they don't match this dress, I would rather give them away and put them to good use, And let someone else look their best, They look better on your feet, My feet are just too wide, They weren't cut out for me, And they certainly weren't my size, So please do me a favor, And take these off my hands, Your saving me a world of pain, Blisters aren't part of my plan, My feet need to be on the ground, I can't walk in those high heels, If you can manage to balance in them, Trust me, it's a steal!