Hellllpppppppp I'Ve Lost My Banana

Went to get my banana as I headed for the door It had been on the table that much I know for sure Last night I put it ready to take with me to work Now it has gone AWOL and I feel such a berk I’d gone into the kitchen I was busy multitasking Picked up my banana, but where is it now I’m asking Had been to brush my teeth its something I always do But it isn’t in the bathroom what am I going to do I’ve checked the kitchen cupboard and underneath my chair The microwave and fridge – oh damn it isn’t there Got into my car and listened to ‘The Pearl Fishers’ Maybe my poor banana is somewhere lurking in a fissure Now I’m back at home and of bananas I do dream The little yellow fiend it still cannot be seen I’m starting to worry now that I am turning mad And I’m also pretty hungry that really is so sad I will continue in my quest to find the missing fruit Cos this pain in my tummy is turning quite acute If I can’t locate it today I may get quite depressed I need to find that banana and put my mind at rest Jan Allison 14th May 2014