Hell

I sauntered out of an Irish Pub Basted in booze and Irish smooze The whiskeys sure didn’t cover the blues Me, I knew this wasn’t good news As a crossed the street I met a bus, Full of nuns, all in a fuss There was no contest, the bus sure won I was run over and ready for a place with no sun I arrived in hell, this surly no surprise At least I was drunk, or so Satan surmised He looked confused and asked who am I? A Lawyer? a Dictator? or maybe I was both? I apologized profusely for I surely was not Any of those professions, I'm no in their lot He asked if I was expecting 72 virgins? As drunk as I was, I said I was not He was angry and mad, there was doubt What could the Devil do? He seemed in a stew So he gave me a degree, in Law and Justice So I could live in hell among all the others untrusted! Notes: No Lawyers were hurt or maimed in the writing of this poem, and I apologize for that!

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Christine Costello

Date: 8/31/2014 11:01:00 PM

Arthur i love the entire poem but especially the note at the end. LOL- chuckle, chuckle. :-) Christine

Arthur Vaso
Date: 9/1/2014 10:24:00 AM

Thank you very much!!!

Tim Smith

Date: 8/6/2014 7:06:00 PM

When I die I hope I'm in heaven 30 minutes before the devil knows I'm dead

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/6/2014 7:13:00 PM

Hope we meet at the Bar! Cheers

Lucilla Carrillo

Date: 8/6/2014 3:00:00 PM

This is a good one. It has been said that very few of those people make it to heaven. Have you ever heard of the Fix it Lawyers? They never try a case in court - they fix it. Have a great day... Lucilla

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/6/2014 7:12:00 PM

Thanks Lucilla, Hope you are doing well!

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 8/4/2014 12:35:00 PM

Unfortunately 98% of lawyers give the other 2% bad name. This was a lot of fun!

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/6/2014 7:13:00 PM

Thanks Richard, and I believe the correct number is 99%, but you are always so kind!!!! :)

Harry Horsman

Date: 8/4/2014 10:30:00 AM

you make a point, Arthur, one that is needed...love the theme, and the way you bring it all together...

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/6/2014 7:11:00 PM

Thanks Harry, was poking some fun, I am sure they not all bad! ( Did I just say that?)

Robert Nehls

Date: 8/1/2014 5:57:00 PM

Wow! Arthur. Lot of stuff going on in this one. A lawyer, a dictator, and the 72 virgins was a great reference. So you are apologizing because no lawyers were hurt? You, my friend are a funny man, and I enjoyed this one.... Robert.

John Lawless

Date: 7/29/2014 11:05:00 PM

Arthur, a true Irishman would have talked the devil into buying the next round. i had a good laugh at the disclaimer at the end of the poem.

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/6/2014 7:08:00 PM

LOL So true John, I will take not of that!!!!

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/6/2014 7:06:00 PM

Thanks Mystic hope you having a great summer!!!

Paul Callus

Date: 7/29/2014 7:57:00 AM

Enjoyed this witty write, Arthur; have you been able to count all the lawyers yet, or is the place/number too big?! // paul

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/6/2014 7:06:00 PM

They haven't made a computer strong enough yet to count that high!!!! LOL Thanks Paul

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/29/2014 7:46:00 AM

Funny! :) you got a strange sense of humor, but I am drawn to it like a moth to a flame. :) xxx

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/6/2014 7:05:00 PM

In this case, I have to disagree, I mean really, have you ever met a nice Lawyer? They say a honest lawyer is a lot like a UFO, you hear a lot about them but you never actually get to see one! LOL

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/29/2014 1:59:00 AM

Well a witty one,, great write Arthur !

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/6/2014 7:01:00 PM

Thank you, bet you glad you became a Doctor and not a Lawyer!!!! LOL

Tim Smith

Date: 7/28/2014 11:34:00 PM

Very funny my friend....love the 72 virgin reference..... Cheers

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/6/2014 6:59:00 PM

One can dream!!! LOL