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Healthy Moderation

Our first lady Michelle from the white house. Encourages healthy eating not souse. Limbaugh cries idiot. In the newspaper writ. She was eating hamburgers with her spouse! In Vale he said they were sking on snow. Then eating ribs, he said on his show. But how can he talk? With his bulk hard to walk! Having chest pains to the hospital did go! "Food Nanny" Obama is saying, Having barbeque won't be paying. Have pie on Thanksgiving Day, Said Michelle critics say, Moderation?? To the dogs we're straying!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 3/12/2011 3:16:00 PM
Congratulations JAM. Great job as always! Love, Annalise
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Date: 3/8/2011 7:46:00 PM
Congrats on a well deserved win, Jimmy. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 3/8/2011 11:25:00 AM
Congratulations on your splendid win in John's contest Jimmy. An honor to be included with you on the winners list with such wonderful poets. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/8/2011 10:29:00 AM
So good to see you in the top 10 Jimmy. Congratulations on a very worthy limerick's honored ninth place. Agape, Moses
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Date: 3/8/2011 4:45:00 AM
Congratulations on the ninth place win in the contest of john, Jimmy
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Date: 3/8/2011 4:30:00 AM
Congrats Jimmy on your top ten win in the Slapstick Limerick contest.. a great write and super win..so enjoy luv..
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Date: 3/8/2011 12:36:00 AM
hahahaha A huge congrats for this win.
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Date: 3/7/2011 11:26:00 PM
haha, yes, people's dietary habits are so funny. Good haiku set to mock some of these folks. Congratulations.
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Date: 3/1/2011 1:46:00 PM
I call it, "attention seeking", JAM. Some people are never happy unless they're in the limelight. lol Love, Annalise
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Date: 3/1/2011 12:02:00 AM
This is very funny!Rush should mind his own business I think! Who cares what the prez and wife eat! love,Deb
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Date: 2/28/2011 7:52:00 PM
It is very difficult for most people to maintain moderation. You have written about it well in these three limerick entries.
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Date: 2/28/2011 1:57:00 PM
Creative and unique thoughts with nice humor, Jimmy
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