Heads Up-Quirky Cook Off

*This poem was written for Nikko's contest. The letters "H E A D S" weren't allowed. I won 1st place in the contest :) Pimp, Cowboy, Gigolo willfully confirm Cook off Vow to cook juicy concoction! Pimp forgot cumin, Gigolo forgot flour, Cowboy forgot corn Gigolo plotting to corruptly copy Cowboy concoction Cowboy growling “You forging fool !!!” Unruly Commotion!!! Cowboy flipping Gigolo; Gigolo tromping cowboy, Pimp crying “knockout”! Conflict fizzling…Cook Off Critic got nitpicky….Implying civility Critic nibbling Gigolo gyro concoction…critic crying Critic nibbling Cowboy wonton concoction…critic vomiting Critic nibbling Pimp minty concoction…critic grinning Pimp winking, flirting Critic wiggling, winking, flirting Critic confirm Pimp Cook off Victor! Cowboy mournful Pimp ogling!!! Glitz...Glory Gigolo crying, “You floozy!” Unruly Commotion!!! Cop cuffing Gigolo to go to court Tick tock…tick tock….Tick tock Jury confirm Gigolo guilty! Pimp, Cowboy, Critic go clubbing