Happy New Year To Me

In my dream world, life is so sweet, kindness is given without thought, and so free. Hello kisses every morning, and at night, well... Flowers behind his back, for no reason at all, and a note saying I Love You, or maybe a call. Long rides in the country, taking in the sights, sitting on a hillside, or even a boat ride. Opening my door, and helping with my coat, Oh, I forgot, you are just an old goat. But in my dream world... where I spend most of my time, you are these things, have I lost my mind? This is right now, reality is here, grumpy, and drinking, ughhh beer. Hateful and sully, no smile to be seen, you are so simple, and just plain mean. I'm sorry to bother you, but please shut up, you are disgusting, and I have heard enough. I am planning to redecorate this place you call home, tomorrow when you open the door, my things will be gone. Merry Christmas is the last thing, I wish for you, but a Happy New Year for me, I'm through.