Happy New Year

H-is for the bad haircut my brother gave to me. A-is for the grade i got, after changing it from a "C". P-is for the awful sticky pudding, mom made oneday, P-is for that same pudding, i gave to grandpa, told hold up his toupee. Y-is for ALL the yo-yo's i broke, doing so many tricks, N-is shaving our dog Snoopy, and leaving him with nicks. E-is for the Easter bunny costume, i made using mom's fur coat, W-is for the Way she yelled at me, reaching this HIGH musical note! Y-is for the yellow food coloring, i put inside my nose, E-is for the easy money Doug made, for the SECRET of HOW SNOT GLOWS. A-is for playing with Aunt Bee's dentures, that I accidently dropped and broke, R-is for REPLACING the two front teeth, with TIC-TACS, that almost made her choke!