Happy French Defeated Day

He raised his glass, then sipped his beer. Gringos all then raised a cheer! "To Mexico!" Hear them cry, "Oh!" "Today is good old Cinco de Mayo!" "To freedom for old Mexico!" Their 4th of July so we've been told. "The day they earned their independence." "The day they won for their descendents!" "Señor, I think your book has cracks. I think you need to check your facts. Our independence is in the Fall. About us, you seem to have built a wall." "Buenos dias, señor" he would say. "And happy Battle of Puebla Day." Oh my, who could ever tell? "Happy Cinco de Mayo to you as well!"