Happy Fathers Day Big Fat Dad

Happy Fathers Day Big Fat Father! Happy fathers day big fat Dad I forgot to get you a card but don’t be sad Its not that I forgot, more that I got distracted You know what it’s like when you’re mean and tight-fisted I said to myself as I left the house, I’ll get him a card but I will use my nouse, What would dad do, let me see I know, he’d try and get a card for 20p But when I got to the blasted shop, Wide eyed and in amazement I had to stop, For you see the cards were very expensive Something I knew you would find offensive, So after spending my money on myself, I decided to give you something of far greater wealth, I know, I thought, I will make him a card, All sentimental a real colourful work of art! But then it occurred to me while I was trying to be kind, You wouldn’t appreciate it because your colour blind, Not only that (and this broke my heart), You wouldn’t understand it, being a silly old fart. So after thinking and pondering all of the night I didn’t know what to do, try as I might, I was starting to worry and with seconds to spare I wrote you this crap poem and I don’t even care!