Halloween At the Bates Hotel

Halloween at the Bates Hotel (revised) The attendant in the Ghostface rig was kinda creepy, When I came in to pay him what I owed. “Is there a motel nearby? I’m really sleepy.” He pointed down a dark and dreary road. No kids were Trick-or-Treating that Halloween night, Nothing was open. I couldn’t to buy or sell. I could barely see. There wasn’t a single light. Then I saw the sign for the Bates Hotel The clerk in drag, carrying a dripping blade, Said they had a sudden opening; But first he had to get the room remade. “Why don’t you stroll outside, see what’s happening.” Some spaced-out dwarves were shuffling ‘round the mortuary, While a Tall Man looked down from up above. Nearby a big dude in a goalie mask was swinging a machete, Taunting a burned guy wearing a freaky glove. Another dude was gardening, cutting something at night, Sporting a leather mask and a gas chainsaw. But a walking-talking Good Guy doll gave me the biggest fright-- He was probably the weirdest thing I saw. I decided to head back; this town gave me the ‘willies’. A big shape and a clown grabbed me outside the Bates Hotel! “I’m Mike Myers, and my friend’s name’s Penny. We’ve come to convey you back to Hell.” (the original version) The attendant at the station was kinda creepy, When I came in to pay the gas I owed. “Is there a motel nearby? I’m sorta sleepy.” He pointed down a dreary one-lane road. No kids were Trick-or-Treating that Halloween night, Nothing was open, so I couldn’t buy or sell. I could barely see, there wasn't on a single light; Then a sign pointed to the Bates Hotel The clerk in drag carrying a kitchen blade Said they just had a sudden opening-- But first he had to get the room remade. “Why don’t you stroll outside, see what’s happening.” There was a crowd of dwarves shuffling ‘round the mortuary, While a Tall Man looked down from up above. A big dude in a goalie mask was swinging a machete, Taunting a burned guy wearing a freaky glove. Another dude was gardening, pruning trees at night, Sporting a leather mask and running a chainsaw. But the walking-talking Good Guy doll gave me the biggest fright-- He was probably the weirdest thing I saw. I decided to head back—I was getting the ‘willies’. Two guys with knives stopped me outside in the Bates Hotel. “I’m Mike Myers; my colleague’s Jason Voorhees. We’ve come to escort you back down to Hell.”