Half Mast

With a weak bladder had taken a chance Ended up wetting in my precious pants When over the side something is passed Would you possibly do it at half mast. I sure could tell from the very start Half-mast was performed by bottom part Sometimes may think you are a clown And end up doing it all upside down. Then on ship decided to have a mast To see how many over side had passed Certainly never a onesy but only a twosy Because if a twosy it would be a dozy.