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Hair Raising Homophones

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IF YOU READ THE WORDS OUT LOUD IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE! Once eye never had a hare out of plaice Now I’m going bawled and eye am feeling blew People are laughing and are starting to stair Eye am going horse telling them my tail Sum folks are very suite and don’t mention my bold scull But others have no hart and eye hate the way they teas me Eye am not vane, but my heir has not groan for sum weaks Who nose what will happen, eye cannot altar my hare with die Eye think eye knead to ware a flour in my lox and eye will look sew sheikh FICTIONAL WRITE USING HOMOPHONES 09~19~16

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Joanna Daniel

Date: 9/24/2016 7:17:00 AM

This is extreme fun:) love your writings:)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/25/2016 6:35:00 PM

Thanks Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 9/21/2016 12:22:00 PM

Here hair!...I enjoyed your write Jan...nicely done..

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2016 3:21:00 PM

lol thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser

Date: 9/21/2016 8:14:00 AM

Great imagination! Love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2016 8:25:00 AM

Thanks Mike - it looks complicated to read but if it is said out loud it makes perfect sense lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 9/20/2016 9:00:00 AM

WoW, this is just insane Jan, I LAUGH it!!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2016 9:05:00 AM

LOL Darren I wrote another poem called aisle sea ewe - that is much better:-) hugs Jan xx

Abosede Ogundare

Date: 9/20/2016 8:46:00 AM

I couldn't stop laughing Jan! This is incredible! thanks for sharing this lovely gem

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2016 8:48:00 AM

Thanks Abosede I think if you read it out loud it makes a lot more sense than the written word:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 9/20/2016 7:21:00 AM

grate right, Jan, very hench oilable. Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2016 7:27:00 AM

LOL Mr Viv I thought I'd boobed as I had no comments until today lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Miraj Raha

Date: 9/20/2016 2:39:00 AM

spectacooler peace Jan.lol,I am not as good as you.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2016 2:41:00 AM

LOL thanks Miraj - the English language is so complicated and confusing with dual meanings to words:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 9/19/2016 9:45:00 PM

I hope you meant this to be funny because I was laughing at the end, Jan.The English language is very confusing to those trying to learn it and me trying to read it:)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2016 1:42:00 AM

Phew Thanks SO much Daniel you have restored my faith in my poetry!!! yes it was tongue in cheek meant to be funny highlighting the issues with the English language. I remember Jerry Curtis did a Homophones contest and it was such fun - I wrote a poem called 'aisle sea ewe :-) hugs Jan xx