Gut In Stinked

I've got a funny gut instinct L.Casei.Imunitas gone extinct Cos my gut it really stinked So much so my nose it blinked. I think you'd agree from the smell My insides are bubbling like hell Loud rumble, grumble as my stomach yells The squelch and the splosh of the soggy log that fell. Have a wee and feel some poo The inner turmoil i'm going through Speckles of brown decorate the loo Always afraid of the follow through. The velocity inside my fart The power as my bum cheeks part As the wet tumbling mudslide does start Goodbye dinner and apple tart. The frequent trips to the loo i make To dispose of something like choccy milkshake Sitting upon some kind of silo lake Lets hope the air-con doesn't break. A hundred wipes some will still remain Wet white paper with a brown yukky stain And all the things you find down the drain I'm so glad i'm not on an aeroplane! ©John-Ovan.P.Hull