Guess Who She Is

Guess Who She Is? Found her in some smooth flowing shower Where each morning God gave her the power To write awesome poems and oh so great So in her shower she wanted to celebrate. Soap was slowly getting into her eyes It was then that she started to realize All of her cruddy hair looked like crap She forgot to put on crinkly shower cap. Time as usual continually went by Each shred of hair she started to dry Right before she had heard nature calling Poems from out of her hair started falling. Try and guess who this poem was written for Of course, the one who we do truly adore Who in the shower with poems has sparred Then on keyboard typed up while trying hard. All of her poems popular they had become And after them they named a chewing gum Chewed hard and almost ruptured her spleen Now the new gum is called beachy keen. Or was that peachy? Do you remember Beechnut Chewing Gum and Bazooka Bubble Gum? James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Retired Veteran