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Grinning At the Thought of Fingers

“Caps for sale, fifty cents a cap!”* But that was just the crowning lie, my pinnacle tooth should be solid gold! Oh, if the truth could be sold - And I feel so old… So my crown not quite queenly, feels unnatural, quite unseemly. I will give it a speedy test drive and see if it tastes like 300 bucks. On the upside, the dentist quite merry that I didn’t bite off any fingers, though I hear they're quite chewy. And he grimaces at the dreadful fear, that I’ll take some digits and run outta there. 12/14/2016 *From juvenile picture book, “Caps For Sale” Written by: Esphyr Slobodkina

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Date: 12/14/2016 11:21:00 PM
Very clever...an enjoyable little poem! Carole
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/15/2016 5:42:00 AM
Thank you, Carole! I asked the dentist if he was ever afraid someone would bite him. He said, "all the time" - LOL
Date: 12/14/2016 8:49:00 PM
Very cute poem Kim; which reminds me of my upcoming dental appointment aargh!:)
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/14/2016 9:07:00 PM
I had a cleaning and a permanent crown (1st one) put in today :) Thanks, Cheryl, and good luck at yours!
Date: 12/14/2016 11:40:00 AM
Read and relaxed in a grin ... Read and relished the creativity ...
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/14/2016 12:42:00 PM
Thanks, Probir! :)
Date: 12/14/2016 10:12:00 AM
That was funny and so very creative Kim. This one made me smile today.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/14/2016 10:13:00 AM
Thank you :)

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